Tuesday, July 2, 2024

We Need to Have a Family Meeting....

Pending DNC Sponsored and Endorsed Kabuki Power Transitions

Step 1 - Joe Biden withdraws his candidacy for the sake of the Nation.  He then happily retires to his beach house and Corvette in Rehoboth Beach, DE.

Step 2 - Kamala Harris inherits the nomination, but steps down for the sake of the Party.  In return, she becomes Michelle Obama's Attorney General (AG).

Step 3 - Michelle Obama, the ONLY candidate agreeable to James Clyburn and Barack Obama, agrees to run in Kamala's place, once again for the sake of the nation (preventing Trump from trouncing Kamala in the general)

Step 4 - Jill Biden, consigliere and now chief protector of the Biden Crime family, is appointed by John Carney (Governor of Delaware) to the US Senate to take Tom Carper's empty seat, who steps down to become Michelle Obama's Secretary of Defense.

Win-Win-Win-Win-Win-Win

The formula of the Party-State, as the defining feature of twentieth-century Communism, thus needs to be complicated: there is always a gap between Party and State, corresponding to the gap between the Ego-Ideal (symbolic Law) and the Superego, for the Party remains the half-hidden obscene shadow which redoubles the State structure. There is here no distance, its organization embodying a fundamental distrust of the State organs and mechanisms, as if they need to be continually kept in check. A true twentieth-century-style Communist never fully accepts the State: there always has to be a vigilant agency outside of State control, with the power to intervene in the State's business.
- Slavoj Zizek, "Living in the End Times"

9 comments:

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

That is some pretty detailed fanfic. Whoever wrote it just dropped acid? Was it you?

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Of Course! The exact positions of cabinet appointees may not be perfect. But everyone wins.... just like Barack planned it 5 years ago.

Anonymous said...

Or... Bi-den will stay in place... till the mumification. %^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

And placing its dried body into Pyramid(that one, on the dollar bills ;-P)

Rattrapper said...

Suffering acid indigestion Dervish? Because your flatulent political clown Biden is screwed?

Anonymous said...

No Prob... DEMN-Propaganda will launch new spin... and all DEMN-cretin will blink "Whozzat, Bi-den??? We always said that XXX was Best President-ass EVER!!!"

%^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

Rattrapper said...

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Rattrapper said...

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Al I Baba said...

#BidenBestPresident
#tRumpForPrison
#ExecuteDotarddonaldtRump
#ExecuteTrumpFamilies
#HunterBidenForPresident2028

Joe Conservative said...

The Guilt-Pride of the American people is easily and infinitely manipulable. You can easily guilt them into voting for a potatoe like James Clyburn. All you need to do is marry the "Spirit of Martin" with the "cynicism of Barack" (backed up by the coercive powers of John Brennan and the Deep State).