Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Woodsterman Instant Classics

39 comments:

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Tesla is bigly popular in the black community? Is being Black required to buy one? el0n says Teslas aren't for Whites? Who knew?

Joe Conservative said...

Must be, Democrats are burning them.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Says who? The offenders could be anyone angry with el0n. They could be Democrats, republicans or non-voters. Though I'd say that, if they didn't vote for Kamala Harris, they should be holding themselves partially responsible for the nightmare we're currently experiencing.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

btw, Teslas burned on car dealership lots belong to nobody. They have not been sold yet. Do you think el0n is Black due to him being from South Africa? Are the dealerships owned by Black people? You can prove this with evidence of any kind?

Joe Conservative said...

Precisely why with 5 Sigma certainty they're Democrats.

Joe Conservative said...

Elon most assuredly is an African-American. LOL!

Joe Conservative said...

Is it only white African-Americans that Democrats hate?

Joe Conservative said...

...or only white Africans that aren't ambiguously trans?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: Precisely why with 5 Sigma certainty they're Democrats.

FAR from it.

Minus: Elon most assuredly is an African-American. LOL!

No. He's a White South African of British and Pennsylvania Dutch ancestry.

Regardless, the idiotic and false meme concerned Black African Americans, not White South Africans.

Minus: Is it only white African-Americans that Democrats hate?

Democrats don't hate them at all. Because they don't exist.

Rattrapper said...

You're an idiot Derpwood! Teslas at car dealerships belong to the dealer selling them. The people who own the dealership get financially hurt when their merchandise gets set on fire and destroyed.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Mystere: Teslas at car dealerships belong to the dealer selling them.

No.

Tesla operates differently from traditional car dealerships. Instead of using independent franchises, Tesla sells its vehicles directly to customers through company-owned stores, galleries, and online platforms2. This direct-to-consumer model allows Tesla to maintain control over pricing, inventory, and customer experience, bypassing the typical dealership system.

Tesla's approach is unique in the automotive industry and has faced legal challenges in some states due to dealership protection laws. Let me know if you'd like to explore more about Tesla's sales strategy or its impact on the industry!. [end]

Your reply assumes I support setting Teslas on fire. As per your prior fake comment. I strongly oppose this kind of "protest", a-hole. Even though it's Tesla that owns the cars, and not any "mom and pop" dealership owners. I'm opposed, regardless.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Musk isn't an American citizen? No wonder you don't want him running DoGE... @@

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

ps - Musk, the African-American, exists.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Or are children born in America not Americans? Only Indians are Americans, is that your position? Didn't they walk over from Russia?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: Musk isn't an American citizen? No wonder you don't want him running DoGE... @@

I don't want him running doge because doge isn't a real government agency brought into existence via congressional legislation. As such, they have ZERO authority to be cutting government agencies, eliminating government agencies, or firing government employees. At most all doge should be doing is making recommendations that Congress could either act on or not act on. Everything dodge is doing is unconstitutional.

Minus: ps - Musk, the African-American, exists.

"Musk the African-American" is imaginary. As per the definition of "African American", such a person is "a Black American of African descent". el0n is very obviously not Black.

Minus: Or are children born in America not Americans? Only Indians are Americans, is that your position? Didn't they walk over from Russia?

Is that what you think? I said nothing that suggests I agree with this moronity.

Joe Conservative said...

Sh*t, I was never a Civil Servant yet I worked running NASA projects for 30 years. Should I be receiving retirement pay through Civil Service now?

Joe Conservative said...

ps- Gays aren't married. They have "civil unions".

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

And you had the ability to fire people in any government agency? And cut funding in any government agency? Why didn't you? Given that you agree with what doge is doing. You could have done it sooner.

Joe Conservative said...

I certainly had the ability to get NASA people fired and contracts cancelled.

Joe Conservative said...

My ex-boss now runs the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), and was our NASA Center Director and for a time (about a year) was the Acting NASA Administrator.

Joe Conservative said...

My first Project Mission Scientist was also the JPL Center Director. I used to spend a lot of time at CalTech in the ACE Instruments Project Office down the hall from Stephen Hawking's office. ;P

Joe Conservative said...

Ever eaten in the Athenaeum?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

So why didn't you shut down USAID? Was it doing good then and only turned evil later?

Rattrapper said...

Boy, Derpy! You just made a clown of yourself with that whopper!

Rattrapper said...

I just heard a loud farting noise... OH WAIT, Dervish just passed gas. That explains what I just heard.

Joe Conservative said...

USAID isn't a NASA agency, Derv. So long as the instruments and satellites got built on time and on budget, I was fine on what happened. But if you over-ran and delayed projects, I could get you canned.

Joe Conservative said...

...and it was even easier to get your contract cancelled.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Neither You (in the past) nor el0n (in the present) has any authority to shut down USAID.

Mystere has informed us that he bigly tooted. He heard it, so it was obviously him. I'm thousands of miles away from his location. And my PC isn't transmitting sound.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Mystere: Boy, Derpy! You just made a clown of yourself with that whopper!

Yes, what I wrote was a "whopper". Though, to you, the truth is a "whopper". Mystere HATES facts and the truth. To him both facts and truth are lies.

Joe Conservative said...

You're right. That's why Elon reports to people who DO and CAN... like a Unitary Executive. Cuz all those civil servants whom YOU believe "can authorize" derive their Constitutional "Authority" FROM Trump.

Joe Conservative said...

In other words... "you are sooooo f*cked!"!

Joe Conservative said...

...those 2 failed Impeachments taught Trump sooooo much. best Civics lessons EVER!

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: That's why Elon reports to people who DO and CAN... like a Unitary Executive.

No. "The Unitary Executive" is a BS theory. It's not compatible with the 3 coequal branches as laid out in the constitution. Only Congress has the authority to do what el0n is unconstitutionally doing.

d0n0ld as a "unitary executive" is why the US is in danger of losing it's classification as a democracy.

Joe Conservative said...

lolz! You are sooooo f*cked!

Joe Conservative said...

You probably never even took a Civics class.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Yeah, that's news that makes you quite happy. That's no surprise at all.

Joe Conservative said...

It was a requirement for my graduation from a California public HS. But then again, Reagan was still the governor.

Joe Conservative said...

...before they dropped all academic standards in the name of SoJus, prioritizing building "self esteem" and making students "feel good" about themselves

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: before they dropped all academic standards in the name of SoJus...

That wasn't the reason. The academic standards were dropped to dumb down the populace so that they would accept fascism. Which has now occurred. aka republiturd mission success.