Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Another April Fool Awakens...

Whan that April with his showres soote The droughte of March hath perced to the roote, And bathed every veine in swich licour, Of which vertu engendred is the flowr; Whan Zephyrus eek with his sweete breethe Inspired hath in every holt and heethe The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne Hath in the Ram his halve cours yronne, And smale fowles maken melodye That sleepen al the night with open y6-- So priketh hem Nature in hir corages-- Thanne langen folk to goon on pilgrimages, And palmeres for to seeken straunge strondes To ferne halwes, couthe in sondry londes; And specially from every shires ende Of Engelond to Canterbury they wende, The holy blisful martyr for to seeke That hem hath holpen whan that they were se

-Chaucer , "Prologue to the Canterbury Tales"

...and attempts to "quite" the Knight's Tale.  ;)

38 comments:

Rattrapper said...

It's Dervish Sanders' birthday today! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DERPY!

Anonymous said...

Leftists can’t succeed without, Destroying something, or someone, Discrimination , and Lying.

Joe Conservative said...

Let her rant and rave. Her drooling TDS only reminds most people of how deranged most Democratic Party stalwarts are.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Bullshit, asshole. April 1st is NOT my birthday, dickhead. And I don't go by "derpy". YOU are the derp. Confirmed by this (saying it is my bd when it is not). Among MANY other reasons. You keep proving that you are a derp over and over, in fact.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

"The Trump administration admitted to an administrative error that led to the deportation of Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran man living legally in Maryland. Despite a court ruling that protected him from deportation due to fears of persecution in El Salvador, he was mistakenly sent back on March 15".

Now you will be tortured and possibly murdered. When the court said you could stay. ... APRIL FOOLS!

No doubt Minus thinks this is a hilarious joke.

The next oopsie could very well be the deportation of an American citizen. But that would likely be OK with you too, yes?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

I applaud her taking action to fight back against the d0n0ld dictatorship. More of our democratic representatives need to start taking action to resist fascism. As opposed to capitulating, like Chuck Schumer.

republican tRump voters are traitors. If they support the continued lawlessness of this fascist administration.

TDS, as per Minus, is clearly anyone that supports democracy and opposes fascist dictatorship.

Joe Conservative said...

As Forrest Gump would say, "**IT happens"! The point being, innocent people get f*cked by the Government every day... like those thousand+ J6'ers that git "due process" from the Biden Admin.

You want US to take "care" and give "due process"? Your "due process" is **IT!

Joe Conservative said...

...meet its' "reciprocal".

Joe Conservative said...

:P

Joe Conservative said...

Hesiod, "Works and Days"

HYMN TO ZEUS
[1] Muses of Pieria who give glory through song, come hither, tell of Zeus your father and chant his praise. Through him mortal men are famed or unfamed, sung or unsung alike, as great Zeus wills. For easily he makes strong, and easily he brings the strong man low; easily he humbles the proud and raises the obscure, and easily he straightens the crooked and blasts the proud, -- Zeus who thunders aloft and has his dwelling most high. Attend thou with eye and ear, and make judgements straight with righteousness. And I, Perses, would tell of true things.

THE TWO STRIFES
[11] So, after all, there was not one kind of Strife alone, but all over the earth there are two. As for the one, a man would praise her when he came to understand her; but the other is blameworthy: and they are wholly different in nature. For one fosters evil war and battle, being cruel: her no man loves; but perforce, through the will of the deathless gods, men pay harsh Strife her honour due. But the other is the elder daughter of dark Night, and the son of Cronos who sits above and dwells in the aether, set her in the roots of the earth: and she is far kinder to men. She stirs up even the shiftless to toil; for a man grows eager to work when he considers his neighbour, a rich man who hastens to plough and plant and put his house in good order; and neighbour vies with is neighbour as he hurries after wealth. This Strife is wholesome for men. And potter is angry with potter, and craftsman with craftsman, and beggar is jealous of beggar, and minstrel of minstrel.

[25] Perses, lay up these things in your heart, and do not let that Strife who delights in mischief hold your heart back from work, while you peep and peer and listen to the wrangles of the court-house. Little concern has he with quarrels and courts who has not a year's victuals laid up betimes, even that which the earth bears, Demeter's grain. When you have got plenty of that, you can raise disputes and strive to get another's goods. But you shall have no second chance to deal so again: nay, let us settle our dispute here with true judgement divided our inheritance, but you seized the greater share and carried it off, greatly swelling the glory of our bribe-swallowing lords who love to judge such a cause as this. Fools! They know not how much more the half is than the whole, nor what great advantage there is in mallow and asphodel [poor man's fare].

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

The J6 insurrectionists *DID* receive due process. Genuine due process, not "due process" in quotes. And the Orange Turd emperor voided that due process by "pardoning" all the criminals. The act of a fascist with no regard for actual justice.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Exactly. They received due process in an unbelievable biased Court and jurisdiction. Now you're reaping the whirlwind... :)

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

It's NOT justice. It's "social justice"!

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

It Just-Is!

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: They received due process in an unbelievable biased Court and jurisdiction. ... It's NOT justice. It's "social justice"!

BS.

Copilot: The January 6 Capitol attack has sparked intense debate, with some individuals alleging that federal agents played a role in encouraging the crowd to breach the Capitol. However, investigations and court filings have not substantiated claims that federal agents orchestrated or instigated the attack. Former Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund did mention that multiple federal agents were present in the crowd, but he expressed frustration about not being informed of their presence. The FBI has categorically denied any involvement in organizing or encouraging the events of January 6.

Joe Conservative said...

lol! Hell of a jury pool you got there, Derv...

As of November 30, 2024, there were 476,860 registered voters in the District. Between 2014 and 2020, voter registration steadily increased each election cycle, though has decreased since then (in part due to cleaning the voter rolls).

An estimated 94% of DC’s adults are registered to vote based on the most recently available data. As of 2023 data (the most recent available in 2025), the District’s citizen population aged 18 and up was approximately 508,700 with 476,860 residents registered to vote as of November 30, 2024.

Approximately 50% of registered DC voters are Black, 31% white, 6% Latinx, and the remaining 13% other or unknown race. These estimates are within five or six points of the District’s overall population, but do not reflect voter participation rates.

In primary cycle 2024, 92% of registered voters were Democrats, 6% were Republican and 1% or fewer each were Libertarian or Statehood Green. Party affiliation across the wards was relatively consistent, only wards 2, 3, and 6 had more than 10% of their voters register for a party other than Democrat (11%, 11%, and 12% respectively).

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

btw, if that was the case, why hasn't Kash Patel announced that the proof would be released and/or agents involved in the entrapment prosecuted? Is that coming?

Copilot: Regarding Kash Patel, while he has been vocal about reforming the FBI and addressing perceived misconduct, there’s no evidence or reports suggesting he has pursued prosecutions against federal agents for alleged entrapment related to January 6. Investigations have largely focused on the actions of the rioters themselves, and watchdog reports have found no evidence of undercover FBI agents instigating the breach.

Joe Conservative said...

Due process in the DC District...

Joe Conservative said...

...and "severance" from employment with the FBI will be satisfactory. :)

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Me: ...this blogger has a point? The juries were biased and the January 6th defendants would have been found innocent had their cases been tried somewhere else?

Copilot: The blogger raises a concern that has been echoed by some legal experts and defense attorneys, but it’s not a straightforward conclusion. While the political demographics of Washington, D.C., were cited in motions for venue changes, judges consistently ruled that the jury selection process (voir dire) was sufficient to ensure impartiality. This process involves screening potential jurors for biases, and judges believed it could address concerns about prejudgment.

It’s also worth noting that the outcomes of trials depend on the evidence presented and the legal arguments made, not solely on the jury pool. While a different venue might have resulted in a different jury composition, it’s speculative to say that the verdicts would have been different. [end]

By pardoning all the january 6 rioters d0n0ld normalized political violence. He said all violence done on that day was OK. Now you have a problem with people burning Teslas? Boo hoo.

Joe Conservative said...

it’s not a straightforward conclusion

Just a 3 sigma one.

Joe Conservative said...

I can't wait to charge all those Tesla arsonists with Insurrection!

Joe Conservative said...

...or at least, domestic terrorism!

Joe Conservative said...

I'm sure that the prisoner accommodations at Gitmo for TRANTifa will be 1st rate.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Sending "illegals" to Gitmo was canceled. Didn't you hear? They "saved" the American taxpayer $39.3 million!

To maximize fraud waste and abuse is the Turd-2 credo.

Rattrapper said...

OOPS! Was I not supposed to spill the beans that it's your birthday? My bad!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

The TRANTifa's are also illegals? Who knew...

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Mystere: OOPS! Was I not supposed to spill the beans that it's your birthday? My bad!

You didn't "spill the beans". Because April 1st isn't my birthday, moron. How would you know when my birthday is? Except that I've told you it's in December. Multiple times.

Mystere aka Rattrapper = bigliest blogging dipshit of all time.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: Now you're reaping the whirlwind...

Now you're confirming that you're a Qanon nutter? I can't say I'm surprised.

Minus: The TRANTifa's are also illegals? Who knew?

Nobody but tin foil hat nutters like you. You've convinced me that you are completely insane and that tRumpism should absolutely be added to the DSM. tRumpers are batpoop crazy.

Anonymous said...

Hoh.

That thing calls itself "prophet"))))))

What a stead process.))))))

All as predicted.

Anonymous said...

Hah.

I see.

Artifical Stupidity comes to the rescue of Natural Idiots.

"Idiocracy" must have re-make. (with scenario written by Artifical Stupidity of course)

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Qtard: What a stead process.)))))) All as predicted.

Did you escape from the looney bin? Is that why you were gone for several months?

Joe Conservative said...

All those TRANtifa fools were once in DSM-4.... sufferers of "gender dysphoria".

Joe Conservative said...

Artificial stupidity is what Dervy posts under the "CoPilot" moniker.

Joe Conservative said...

Ukraine has crappy cell-phone service, apparently....

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

No.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

I very seriously doubt that stupid Turd is in Ukraine. He never said he is.

With republicans in charge they could pass the "plan for victory in Ukraine" that he babbled about and claimed Democrats were blocking. Will d0n0ld now fire missiles into Ukraine as he speculated might happen?

Qtard is a lying moron. He should go away and stay gone.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

The NY Times said that all those attacks were planned on a US base in Germany... we target, they fire.