Sunday, February 6, 2022

Ottawa: Wishing You Were Here, Yet?

20 comments:

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Maybe I'd be happier if I had been born in Canada...

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

They do have a black premier...

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

They don't.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Justin isn't black? Coulda fooled me.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Why hasn't he been cancelled then?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Ask the Canadians that voted for him. I'm not Canadian. I (nor you) have no say re his retaining his office.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

I say that we all just cross the border and vote. They'll never check our IDs.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...unless they're the vile racists that restrict voting rights.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Only 3.5% of Canadians are black. They'd rather be "oppressed" than cold.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

That certainly agrees with the fact that 70% of Canadians live below the 49th parallel, the prime dividing line between Canada and the USA.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Nothing that teaching them how to play football and speak American correctly can't fix.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

They will have to shorten their football fields though...

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

That's part of the corrections that will need to be made when we teach them to speak American. A lot of football rules couldn't be translated to Canadian because of all the interbreeding with French people.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Metric system...

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

We should probably begin with an exchange program by sending some cajuns to Montreal and some canucks to New Orleans. It's high time Zydeco spread its' wings throughout the Great White North.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Haitian-Canadians?

Joe Conservative said...

Why not?

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Mixing first generation slaveowners with the descendants of slaveowners might be weird, given the Haitian slaveowners are also black.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Black modern slaveholders among white descendants of slaveholders. Sound like an interesting gumbo.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Black modern slaveholders and the descendants of white slaveholders would make an interesting gumbo.