Saturday, June 8, 2024

Merrick Garland, Archon Basileus of Woke, SoJus, & Democratic Party Sacred Moralities - Like "Get Trump!"

THE AG: Mr. Attorney General for the Department of Social Justice

9 comments:

Dervish Sanders said...

The "Department of Social Justice" is imaginary.

Joe Conservative said...

Not anymore....

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Merrick Garland, Archon Basileus of Woke, SoJus, & Democratic Party Sacred Moralities - Like "Get Trump!"

This is all complete nonsense. If he was motivated by a desire to "get tRump", why'd he wait to begin prosecuting the lawless orange turd? As opposed to hitting the ground running so that ANY of the DOJ cases against him would go to trial before the 2024 presidential election? As opposed to NONE of them. They will all go away if dotard donald is "elected" to a second term. If this was part of a Joe Biden plan (or Joe Biden "handlers" plan) they botched it.

I think what is supposed to be funny about the SNL skit is that is NOT Merrick Garland's personality. Instead of aggressively upholding the law (in this example, the law concerning classified documents) he's going easy on donald tRump. It was only donald tRump's non-cooperation, lying and hiding of documents that resulted in this case going forward. donald tRump gave Garland no choice. Garland definitely wanted to let tRump off the hook.

Joe Conservative said...

So how many Democrats has he prosecuted and convicted (after having first ducked prosecution, but later forced to prosecute by judges catching red-handed granting ridiculous non-prosecution deals?

Dervish Sanders said...

It sounds like you are referring to someone specific. Hunter Biden? He should not be being persecuted at all. The case against him is BS.

Robert Menendez is being prosecuted. And it looks like he is guilty to me.

Will Qtard cry about voicing my opinion about the guilt of Menendez? I'll be surprised if he does. Because (I am guessing) the hypocrite only cares when I say I think tRump is guilty.

He might (if he replies) deploy his "whoz that" dodge.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! said...

What's wrong, Ichabod Derpwood bin §atan ~ §ander$666? Why are you not using your "Prophet Dervish Sanders" account to comment? Are you avoiding using it to blame Mystere of faking your comments, as you usually do when you embarrass yourself? Your boyfriend Hunter, whom you snort sloppy seconds off off after he boofs coke, deserves to go to GITMO for his acts of treason he committed by taking bribes from enemies of the United States.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! said...

At least SNL didn't use a flea ridden toupee to use on the actor playing Merrick Garland. The actor's hair is a bit too clean cut to be the real Doofus Garland.

Anonymous said...

Do carry on, cretin. ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))0

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Qtard: Do carry on, cretin. **cretinic laughing and drooling**

At least (this time) you have correctly identified "Q-Taro" (one of Mystere's sockpuppets) as a cretin. Though I would say this is a case of "it takes one to know one".

Mystere: Are you avoiding using it to blame Mystere of faking your comments, as you usually do when you embarrass yourself?

WHY would comments that YOU wrote embarrass me, dipshit? I ONLY call out YOUR fake comments. I have NEVER said a comment that I WROTE was written by you, asshole.