I "Dervy" Dervish Sanders solemnly swear to uphold the standards of the Tin Foil Brigade, so help me Jebus! ALLAH HU AKBAR! Death to Israel! This weekend, I had a bigly feast. My boyfriends and I had a superly bigliest orgy ever as we took turns sticking our heads up the bottoms of bigly fat tom turkeys, bobbing for the giblets up their holes. Make America Butter Again! Bobbing for giblets made me bigly hungry. I took bigly bites at every dangling giblet in front of my lips. The giblets acted like a bigly aphrodisiac to my appetite for meat and gravy. I surprised myself over how much I could bite off in one setting. I outdid my boyfriends by stuffing the most bigliest giblets in my mouth at any one moment without choking. None of my boyfriends came close to how many giblets I shoved into my mouth at one time. I think I even turned red at one point while stuffing my face. My boyfriends turned bigly pale white after they saw me outdoing them with the giblets. This weekend was the best I had in a while. I stuffed my belly so full. ALLAH HU AKBAR! Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis? Get ready for an interesting week. Make America Butter Again!
Hey there Dervish? Chugging down the monkey beans coffee again? And what's this about Willis? Did your queer fixation on Willis Hart resurface again? You really need to stop boofing that witch's brew you concocted.
Dervish Sanders February 5, 2024 at 4:54 AM "Your fake comment is pure stupidity, Mystere."
I don't see anyone named Mystere here. Perhaps you're hallucinating, seeing some kind of bogeyman, Dervish? πππππππππππ
I see you Mystere. You're hiding behind MY Blogger name, asshole. And writing fake and moronic comments under my name. Also publishing comments as "Q-Taro" and "Rattrapper". Mystere claims he doesn't see himself, but he is a liar.
Flarpy Blunderguff February 5, 2024 at 11:13 PM "Dervish is so sexxxy when he gets bigly angry. I feel sooo hot when Dervish blows his top off" π₯°π₯°ππ Dervish Sanders' Death Angel February 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM "Dervish makes me sooooo hot for him when he gets sooooo fired up" π₯°π₯°πππππ₯°π₯°ππππ
You started a "Dervish Sanders is sexy" cult and all your multiple personalities joined? I thought you said you weren't gay, Mystere. Are you coming out of the closet? I am not interested in kissing you, Mystere.
πΊDervish Sanders February 10, 2024 at 7:34 AM "You started a "Dervish Sanders is sexy" cult...Mystere..."
Uh, No Dervish. Mystere didn't start such a cult, and neither did I. You started that cult, Dervish. And you attracted a few freaks. That's your own doing, Dervish.
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Lies.
The Hamas hostages had to pay junk fees? Outrageous!
Dervy Sanders and his Tennessee Cavaliers sing Ani't it a shame!
Continue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000
TRUTH.
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Do I know why I call it cretin, Rat?
That is not just any name-calling.
That is it's own CONFESSIONS. :-)))))))))))))))))))
It blurted it out ITSELF... that it don't remember what it says... BUT... assumes that it ALWAYS saying Truth. :-)))))))))))))
Even. If last time it babbled something OPPOSITE.
Qtard: Even. If last time it babbled something OPPOSITE.
Except that never happened. That is your imbecilic lie.
Amen to that, Q!
I "Dervy" Dervish Sanders solemnly swear to uphold the standards of the Tin Foil Brigade, so help me Jebus!
ALLAH HU AKBAR! Death to Israel!
This weekend, I had a bigly feast. My boyfriends and I had a superly bigliest orgy ever as we took turns sticking our heads up the bottoms of bigly fat tom turkeys, bobbing for the giblets up their holes. Make America Butter Again!
Bobbing for giblets made me bigly hungry. I took bigly bites at every dangling giblet in front of my lips. The giblets acted like a bigly aphrodisiac to my appetite for meat and gravy. I surprised myself over how much I could bite off in one setting.
I outdid my boyfriends by stuffing the most bigliest giblets in my mouth at any one moment without choking. None of my boyfriends came close to how many giblets I shoved into my mouth at one time. I think I even turned red at one point while stuffing my face.
My boyfriends turned bigly pale white after they saw me outdoing them with the giblets. This weekend was the best I had in a while. I stuffed my belly so full. ALLAH HU AKBAR! Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis? Get ready for an interesting week. Make America Butter Again!
Hey there Dervish? Chugging down the monkey beans coffee again? And what's this about Willis? Did your queer fixation on Willis Hart resurface again? You really need to stop boofing that witch's brew you concocted.
Your fake comment is pure stupidity, Mystere.
Dervish Sanders February 5, 2024 at 4:54 AM
"Your fake comment is pure stupidity, Mystere."
I don't see anyone named Mystere here. Perhaps you're hallucinating, seeing some kind of bogeyman, Dervish? πππππππππππ
I see you Mystere. You're hiding behind MY Blogger name, asshole. And writing fake and moronic comments under my name. Also publishing comments as "Q-Taro" and "Rattrapper". Mystere claims he doesn't see himself, but he is a liar.
Dervish Sanders is a coward.
Dervish is so sexxxy when he gets bigly angry. I feel sooo hot when Dervish blows his top off π₯°π₯°ππ
Mystere is chugging the wignut hooch again.
I think you meant to write "wingnut" hooch. But, yeah, that could be a comment Mystere made while drunk.
Dervish makes me sooooo hot for him when he gets sooooo fired up π₯°π₯°πππππ₯°π₯°ππππ
Flarpy Blunderguff February 5, 2024 at 11:13 PM
"Dervish is so sexxxy when he gets bigly angry. I feel sooo hot when Dervish blows his top off" π₯°π₯°ππ
Dervish Sanders' Death Angel February 8, 2024 at 11:44 PM
"Dervish makes me sooooo hot for him when he gets sooooo fired up" π₯°π₯°πππππ₯°π₯°ππππ
πΊLooks like Dervy has a cult followingπΊ
Mystere: Looks like Dervy has a cult following.
You started a "Dervish Sanders is sexy" cult and all your multiple personalities joined? I thought you said you weren't gay, Mystere. Are you coming out of the closet? I am not interested in kissing you, Mystere.
πΊDervish Sanders February 10, 2024 at 7:34 AM
"You started a "Dervish Sanders is sexy" cult...Mystere..."
Uh, No Dervish. Mystere didn't start such a cult, and neither did I. You started that cult, Dervish. And you attracted a few freaks. That's your own doing, Dervish.
Mystere: Uh, No Dervish. Mystere didn't start such a cult, and neither did I.
Mystere and Rattrapper are the same asshole. You.
And the comment by "Flarpy Blunderguff" is YOUR comment.
Mystere: You started that cult, Dervish.
No.
Mystere: And you attracted a few freaks.
Yes. YOU. Mystere and his multiple IDs are a "few freaks".
Mystere: That's your own doing, Dervish.
No. It is your comment.
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