Saturday, March 20, 2021

Will the Real US *Presnit Please Stand Up?


Will the real president of the United States please stand up?: There's no evidence that Joe Biden is actually serving as president
Can anyone just tell us who the hell is running our federal government right now?

You literally get censored out of existence for suggesting that anyone other than Joe Biden won the election last November. Yet there is no evidence today — four months later — that Mr. Biden is actually serving as president.

A weird Tron video this week appeared to show Mr. Biden — looking every bit the part of Max Headroom — interfacing with House Democrats in Congress. Digitally, of course.

He droned on for a few minutes using scripted psycho-pablum, sitting alone at a table. The table was empty except for his instruction manual. As he spoke haltingly, he looked up at a giant screen from which House Speaker Nancy Pelosi stared awkwardly, fake smiling.

One could imagine the Dem droids watching from somewhere in the cybersphere nodding along obediently.

The digital president then opened the floor for questions.
“I’m happy to take questions,”

 he said, pretending for a moment to actually be the leader of the free world.

Then he remembered.
“If that’s what I’m supposed to do, Nance,”
 Mr. Biden added, using his bizarre nickname for the smiling droid staring down at him.
Her face twitched. Mr. Biden, apparently, had failed to display proper subservience.
“Whatever you want me to do,”

 he added meekly.

Even more alarming than his failure to display proper subservience was the notion that Mr. Biden had offered to allow questions and possibly even answer them.

The Overlords were not pleased.


They immediately issued a long censorship “beep.” Then the Overlords cut away from the video of the man claiming to be the leader of the free world and replaced it with a test pattern of colored bars.

There would be no questions. And certainly no answers.

Just a few days before, someone claiming to be the American president bombed Syria. The bombing was followed by a report out of the White House that Vice President Kamala D. Harris was not included in the decision to bomb Syria and that she was very displeased with the decision.

That may or may not rule out Ms. Harris as the person who is operating the federal government right now. Certainly, it seems to suggest she is, in fact, not currently the president.

Either way, it doesn’t answer the pressing question we all deserve to have answered.

Who is the president of the United States right now?

21 comments:

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Joe Biden is the president. Also, as I am sure you know, Eminem hates Dotard. Al Yankovic, while he declines to be political, is also a Democrat. As per Quora, "Weird Al Yankovic's wife... Suzanne Yankovic's donations to Barack Obama listed Weird Al's production company, Ear Booker Productions, as her employer".

Joe Conservative said...

Whos' doing his job for him? lol!

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

President Joe Biden is doing the president's job. Unlike when Donald held it. He thought the job was watching teevee, doing interviews by phone with fox, tweeting, playing golf and holding rallies.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Biden wrote all his own EOs? Then why'd did Jill have to sign them for him?

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

His hand was too tired?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Jill Biden didn't sign any EOs.

Joe Conservative said...

She just signed the "autopen" that did.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

No.

Joe Conservative said...

The signatures don't lie.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

No, you lie about the signatures.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Joe Biden never made that Jill Biden B...

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

So, what are republicans (or anyone who says the orders are illegal and shouldn't be followed) going to do about it? I predict NOTHING.

Joe Conservative said...

Issue an EO in 2025 to ignore all Jill Bien auto-penned EOs.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

LOL. That would be pointless. Given that there are Zero "Jill Biden auto-penned EOs". And Joe Biden will be president until 2028. He isn't going to sign an EO that invalidates his first term EOs after he is reelected.

Anyway, I meant what are you going to do about it NOW. Any new president can undo EOs of a prior president. An imaginary reason isn't necessary. Another reason what you describe won't happen. Even if Joe Biden isn't president in 2025. And a republican is.

btw, how would that even happen? All Democrats need to do (according to you) is print up enough fake ballots so that Joe Biden is assured a win.

Joe Conservative said...

After yesterday's presser, Joe Biden won't make it to 2025, let alone 2028.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Huh? You criticized him for not holding one. Now you criticize because he did hold one. I didn't see President Biden become confused and wander away. And, unlike the prior guy, President Biden didn't blame imaginary foes ("deep state", "fake news") to explain his administration's failures. Although, from what I can see, the Biden administration is so far doing a great job. Certainly compared to the former incompetent administration. Although that is an extremely low bar.

Joe Conservative said...

The world saw precisely how shaky Biden's mental ability is. All doubts as to his "dementia" have been put to rest. Every one now recognizes that his dementia is a FACT, from the cartoons with reporters faces and call order, to his need for notes on even the most obvious statistics.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Bullshit. The world saw precisely how sharp Biden's mental ability is. All doubts as to his "dementia" have been put to rest. Everyone now recognizes that allegations about "dementia" are utterly and absurdly ridiculous.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

The world knows that Joe Biden needs spoon feeding and w/o a teleprompter, needs cartoon talking points in his "notes" to snswer pre-arranged questions. They don't come weaker than that.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...and please, 14 pt fonts? Really? Is he going blind now, too?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Only a very small portion of the world agrees with your delusions. The majority of the world is relieved that the United States is no longer headed by an incompetent White Supremacist boob.