Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Super-Straights Unite! - No Homo


I'm Super-Duper-Straight! - No Anal or Sodomy of ANY Form!

30 comments:

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Do you sing this song at family get-togethers with your gay brother and gay son?

Kid said...

no such thing as a sex change, it's only plastic surgery. Probably the main reason 51% of trannies commit suicide. Beside few that want a relationship with them. Marry a goat for all I care, just don't involve me.

Joe Conservative said...

I hear ya, kid!

As for songs, Dervy, so long as he doesn't sing his, I've no reason to sing mine.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

re Kid's comment, the suicide rates are in regards to people who identify as a different sex than their birth sex. It isn't in regards to people who have undergone sexual reassignment and are unhappy with the results. The suicides are because of the hate directed at them, not dissatisfaction with "plastic surgery".

btw, "super straight" is bullplop. You can't force anyone to date someone they don't want to.

Joe Conservative said...

Dervy the gay-channeling mind reader sure loves his sodomy. And Dervy's never heard of arranged marriages either. Talk about living in the land of White...

Joe Conservative said...

Try reading Aeschylus' "Supplicant Maidens". Hypermnestra sure could teach you a lesson or three.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

No, I've never heard of an arranged marriage between a straight person and a trans person. Is that what the guy in the video was trying to avoid -- being forced by his parents to marry a male who identifies as a female?

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Surgical transsecuals have only been on the planet for fifty years. Arranged marriages have been around since Homo Sapiens evolved. It's going to happen.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

It's not. Even if it were to happen some time in a far off future, why do people need to announce they are "super straight" now? What would the purpose be other than to let the world know they hate trans people? Or maybe they're bigots who are super paranoid about being tricked into dating a trans person.

Joe Conservative said...

Why do people need to announce that they're trans or gay?

We don't hate trans people. We just love people of the opposite sex who aren't so emotionally fragile and unstable as to believe that they need to surgically modify it.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Being "emotionally fragile" has nothing to do with it. As for "announcing", I think perhaps something needs to be said or people might wonder wtf is going on. And start spreading rumor and gossip. They might feel the need to get it out in the open so people aren't talking behind their backs. Whereas being straight is the default. Don't say anything and people will usually assume you are.

Joe Conservative said...

They'll automatically assumes no oral or anal? Who knew?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

No, they will assume you're straight. What kind of sexual relations they like isn't your business. Certainly if sexual relations with that person are not on the table.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Then they would also assume that I approve of their sodomic menace to public health. As long as they're contributing to sexual diseases and polluting the public health pool with their un-productive maladaptive behaviors, it's my business.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

My statement is a good example to heterosexuals everywhere.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

They don't assume you're a homophone... not until you share your views on their sexuality being a "menace to public health". Although it isn't an assumption then. You having (at that point) confirmed your homophobia. Your statement is a "good" example to bigots everywhere.

Joe Conservative said...

Wanted to prevent heterosexuals from needlessly spreading preventable STDs makes me Homophone? I suppose it's possible...

Joe Conservative said...

But one thing is CERTAIN, YOU are super-duper-straight-a-phobic!

Joe Conservative said...

...and isn't fear really at the heart of ALL love? Even yours for me? ;p

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Fear of being alone? I have no interest in ever meeting you, let alone spending a significant amount of time with you. I'd absolutely rather be alone.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

I'm sure you will be. :)

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

You're "sure" about a lot of things that you're actually a million percent wrong about.

Thersites said...

That you'll die alone, THAT is a certainty.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

That you'll die alone, THAT is a certainty.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Kodakushi is definitely in your future.

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

I'm not Japanese.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

So you won't even get any sympathy from the cleaners....

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

If you can see into the future, why didn't you know Dotard was going to lose the election? Maybe if you had warned the right people, they would have been able to "stop the steal". LOL!

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Your abilities to predict = shit.

Joe Conservative said...

I didn't predict brazen ballot stuffing organized across state lines.