Sunday, May 19, 2024

What Didn't You Learn in School Today?

I learned to stick funny things up my butt
that I was a messed up racist mutt
that killing babies is a woman's right
and I can be a girl and pee in their sight
THAT's what I learned in school...

14 comments:

Dervish Sanders said...

Pete Seeger was a Lefty.

Those additional lyrics are yours? I Googled them but didn't find anything.

Those lyrics exist in the rightturd version of Seeger's song?

Joe Conservative said...

Seeger's lyrics have now been updated to reflect the current educational reality.

Pretty accurate, huh? Best thing is, that since some ethnic minorities aren't numerate, no one is required to do math any more. And those that do, don't need to arrive at the correct answers so long as they "show their work".

Dervish Sanders said...

Minus: Pretty accurate, huh?

NewSpeak "inaccurate"?

Joe Conservative said...

When you castration surgery scheduled, Dervy?

Dervish Sanders said...

Never.

Anonymous said...

Already done? :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Dervish Sanders said...

Cretin dunno what the word "never" means? Not in the future. Also not in the past.

Joe Conservative said...

So only in the present...

Anonymous said...

Ah... O.K. I got it, it was in live queue. ;-P

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: So only in the present...

How would that be possible, given the fact that the present becomes the past. Continuously.

I don't want such a surgery. There is no reason for me to get a such a surgery. Doctors don't perform surgeries on people that they don't want or need.

Google question: Can I ask to be castrated?

Google answer: A reputable surgeon will not perform this procedure without a viable reason.

Anonymous said...

And... what Google saying about sex change operation? ;-P

Dervish Sanders said...

I don't care. I don't want one. You do? Are asking me to research it for you?

Anonymous said...

:-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Anonymous said...

\\I don't care. I don't want one.

Yet one? ;-P

Obviously. :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))