Saturday, January 27, 2024

Dervy's Bird Escaped. Anyone Want Him? Free to a Good Home, but the Prospective Owner Shouldn't Have Any Kids.

31 comments:

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

If the bird is mine, shouldn't it be returned to me?

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

It sounds like you abused it... words are violence,

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...and the poor bird has torn out all his own body feathers. :(

Dervish Sanders said...

Minus: It sounds like you abused it...

No. I have never owned a Cockatoo.

Dervish Sanders said...

However, I have eaten a cockatoo. I made some gravy and dunked it in it before I took a bigly bite of it.

Dervish Sanders said...

Some more sick shit Mystere confesses to using the account he created to fake comments from me.

Mystere didn't even cook it, but ate it raw. Possibly alive.

Mystere aka Ed Endo said...

I bit it's head clean off. LOL! It tasted like chicken! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Good talk in-between cretin's alter-egos. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00

Dervish Sanders said...

Qtard: Good talk in-between cretin's alter-egos.

Those comments are all yours? The cretin just claimed responsibility for making them. I was sure it Mystere faking comments from me, but you say you did it?

Anonymous said...

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00000

Continue-continue, cretin. :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

Dervish Sanders said...

Self encouragement.

Anonymous said...

:-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00000

Continue-continue, cretin. :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

Dervish Sanders said...

Minus: It sounds like you abused it... words are violence...

The guy says "I'm sorry" and "I love you". That's abuse?

Minus: ...and the poor bird has torn out all his own body feathers.

It didn't.

I can't understand what it's saying. "F*ck tRump"? Though later it sounds like maybe it says "f*ck Biden".

There is no "escaping" in the video.

Joe Conservative said...

Why say "I'm sorry" then?

Dervish Sanders said...

The guy saying he is sorry the bird is upset does not mean the guy caused the bird to be upset.

Joe Conservative said...

You read his mind too, Dervy? Or just your own?

The Prophet Dervish Z Sanders said...

Minus: You read his mind too, Dervy? Or just your own?

I thought the guy is me. Given that you said it was my bird. And that I verbally abused it.

It appears to me that the guy is sorry that "f*cking tRump" upset his bird. That tRump is a f*cker isn't the guy's fault.

I don't read minds. How about you? Is that how you know that the guy/me is sorry because he did something to upset his bird?

Rattrapper said...

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OH BOY!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

I'm having a hard time trying to stop laughing about this.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Dervish's grand delusions, fixations and hallucinations are catching up to him.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Anonymous said...

Continue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000

Joe Conservative said...

Dervy now self identifies as a bird brain.

Rattrapper said...

This keeps getting funnierπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Dervish Sanders said...

That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them around as I clucked and cawed wildly and frantically.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! said...

What did I miss?πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Is the party still going on here?πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† It looks like Assface Dervish got tarred and feathered.🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 But then again, Assface Dervish keeps acting like a dodo bird.

Hey Q, carry on!πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! said...

Let me quote the wise words of Q:

"Continue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000"

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Dervish Sanders said...

Minus: Dervy now self identifies as a bird brain.

Qtard's alter ego "Dervy"? Or is "Dervy" also your alter ego?

Mystere: This keeps getting funnier.

You see it that way because imbeciles are easily entertained.

Mystere: That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them...

Mystere is describing a dream he had recently?

Mystere: Let me quote the wise words of Q: "Continue-continue, cretin.

No, that was self encouragement, not "wise words". But it isn't surprising that an imbecile would mistake stupidity from a fellow Imbecile as "wise words".

Anonymous said...

\\ Dervish Sanders said...

\\ That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them around as I clucked and cawed wildly and frantically.

Yeah.

That was informative...

But not very surprising. As I long ago as discovered cretin being puppet/parrot. ;-P

But.

Contunue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

Dervish Sanders said...

Qtard: That was informative... But not very surprising.

That was a fake (and moronic) comment authored by Mystere. He will like it very much that it fooled you. Mystere is crushing on you bigly.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! said...

Poor Dervish! He used one of his multiple accounts to deliver a smart aleck retort, and got laughed at instead.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

"That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them around as I clucked and cawed wildly and frantically."πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€

Dervish Sanders said...

Mystere: He used one of his multiple accounts...

You used your fake "Dervish Sanders" account to post moronity and pretend I wrote it.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! said...

Dervish Sanders February 5, 2024 at 5:05 AM
"Mystere: He used one of his multiple accounts...

You used your fake "Dervish Sanders" account to post moronity and pretend I wrote it."

Says the mental midget king of moronity and baseless accusations. Angry much, Cretin Dervish?

Anonymous said...

Continue-continue, cretin Mystere. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))