Monday, December 20, 2021

Join the Cult of Blue-Fascisti Bonobos...

...or show a little intellectual integrity for a change,

14 comments:

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Business Insider and Newsweek both recently ran some too good to be true articles about the coming legalization of shooting Trump supporters in the face, er, concerns of a military coup / mutiny and civil war if Trump runs and loses in 2024.

I think this is irresponsible pandering to those of us who wish Trump supporters were not mere pussy blowhards and an actual threat to put out of its misery.

Regardless, the DeSantis idea of a Florida State Guard in the context of hyperventilating generals warning of traitors in their ranks on deck to go apeshit if Trump loses 2024, I can see how this might have triggered illiterate people.

State militias are harmless. Glorified mall cops really. And no, the military couldn't give a shit about the next election.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

State militias are harmless. Glorified mall cops really.

Cornwallis thought the same.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

ps - Ever been to an "Old Guard Ball" in NYC? My FiL used to be a general in Harlem.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Talking about modern state guards. They are mostly community service volunteers. Help organize parking for an event. They might pick up trash along the highway. Compared to the National Guard or the US Army proper, they tick the combat readiness box that reads "what are you smoking?"

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

If you say so.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Psst. The year is 2021.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

...and that article is about a current National Guard unit, not a State Guard unit like DeSantis wants. Literally miles away from being the same thing.

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

One's supported by the federal defense department budget. The other sells raffle tickets for turkey dinners

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

State Guard Units become National Guard Units when called up and Governors grant assent.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...and it's currently under State control again.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Most members of State Guard Units are ex-military. My FiL was USMC in Korea, and NY State Guard after that ended.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

:P

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

The least dangerous, least combat prepared auxillary to the military you could call upon to secure a cotton candy booth at the state fair.

They're cosplayers.

Thersites said...

...no, that would be the general civilian population. The guard mostly defends the political leadership against THEM as they inevitably fail n delivering on their pledged political promises..