That's part of the corrections that will need to be made when we teach them to speak American. A lot of football rules couldn't be translated to Canadian because of all the interbreeding with French people.
We should probably begin with an exchange program by sending some cajuns to Montreal and some canucks to New Orleans. It's high time Zydeco spread its' wings throughout the Great White North.
Maybe I'd be happier if I had been born in Canada...
ReplyDeleteThey do have a black premier...
ReplyDeleteThey don't.
ReplyDeleteJustin isn't black? Coulda fooled me.
ReplyDeleteWhy hasn't he been cancelled then?
ReplyDeleteAsk the Canadians that voted for him. I'm not Canadian. I (nor you) have no say re his retaining his office.
ReplyDeleteI say that we all just cross the border and vote. They'll never check our IDs.
ReplyDelete...unless they're the vile racists that restrict voting rights.
ReplyDeleteOnly 3.5% of Canadians are black. They'd rather be "oppressed" than cold.
ReplyDeleteThat certainly agrees with the fact that 70% of Canadians live below the 49th parallel, the prime dividing line between Canada and the USA.
ReplyDeleteNothing that teaching them how to play football and speak American correctly can't fix.
ReplyDeleteThey will have to shorten their football fields though...
ReplyDeleteThat's part of the corrections that will need to be made when we teach them to speak American. A lot of football rules couldn't be translated to Canadian because of all the interbreeding with French people.
ReplyDeleteMetric system...
ReplyDeleteWe should probably begin with an exchange program by sending some cajuns to Montreal and some canucks to New Orleans. It's high time Zydeco spread its' wings throughout the Great White North.
ReplyDeleteHaitian-Canadians?
ReplyDeleteWhy not?
ReplyDeleteMixing first generation slaveowners with the descendants of slaveowners might be weird, given the Haitian slaveowners are also black.
ReplyDeleteBlack modern slaveholders among white descendants of slaveholders. Sound like an interesting gumbo.
ReplyDeleteBlack modern slaveholders and the descendants of white slaveholders would make an interesting gumbo.
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