Saturday, January 27, 2024

Dervy's Bird Escaped. Anyone Want Him? Free to a Good Home, but the Prospective Owner Shouldn't Have Any Kids.

31 comments:

  1. If the bird is mine, shouldn't it be returned to me?

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  2. ...and the poor bird has torn out all his own body feathers. :(

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  3. Minus: It sounds like you abused it...

    No. I have never owned a Cockatoo.

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    1. However, I have eaten a cockatoo. I made some gravy and dunked it in it before I took a bigly bite of it.

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    2. Some more sick shit Mystere confesses to using the account he created to fake comments from me.

      Mystere didn't even cook it, but ate it raw. Possibly alive.

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  4. I bit it's head clean off. LOL! It tasted like chicken! LOL! LOL! LOL!

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  5. Good talk in-between cretin's alter-egos. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00

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  6. Qtard: Good talk in-between cretin's alter-egos.

    Those comments are all yours? The cretin just claimed responsibility for making them. I was sure it Mystere faking comments from me, but you say you did it?

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  7. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00000

    Continue-continue, cretin. :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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  8. Self encouragement.

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  9. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))00000

    Continue-continue, cretin. :-))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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    1. πŸ”ΊWhat for the life of me happened?πŸ”ΊπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

      OH BOY!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

      I'm having a hard time trying to stop laughing about this.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

      Dervish's grand delusions, fixations and hallucinations are catching up to him.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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    2. What did I miss?πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Is the party still going on here?πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† It looks like Assface Dervish got tarred and feathered.🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 But then again, Assface Dervish keeps acting like a dodo bird.

      Hey Q, carry on!πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  10. Minus: It sounds like you abused it... words are violence...

    The guy says "I'm sorry" and "I love you". That's abuse?

    Minus: ...and the poor bird has torn out all his own body feathers.

    It didn't.

    I can't understand what it's saying. "F*ck tRump"? Though later it sounds like maybe it says "f*ck Biden".

    There is no "escaping" in the video.

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  11. The guy saying he is sorry the bird is upset does not mean the guy caused the bird to be upset.

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  12. You read his mind too, Dervy? Or just your own?

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  13. Minus: You read his mind too, Dervy? Or just your own?

    I thought the guy is me. Given that you said it was my bird. And that I verbally abused it.

    It appears to me that the guy is sorry that "f*cking tRump" upset his bird. That tRump is a f*cker isn't the guy's fault.

    I don't read minds. How about you? Is that how you know that the guy/me is sorry because he did something to upset his bird?

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  14. Continue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000

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    1. This keeps getting funnierπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  15. Dervy now self identifies as a bird brain.

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    1. That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them around as I clucked and cawed wildly and frantically.

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    2. Let me quote the wise words of Q:

      "Continue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))000"

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    3. Minus: Dervy now self identifies as a bird brain.

      Qtard's alter ego "Dervy"? Or is "Dervy" also your alter ego?

      Mystere: This keeps getting funnier.

      You see it that way because imbeciles are easily entertained.

      Mystere: That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them...

      Mystere is describing a dream he had recently?

      Mystere: Let me quote the wise words of Q: "Continue-continue, cretin.

      No, that was self encouragement, not "wise words". But it isn't surprising that an imbecile would mistake stupidity from a fellow Imbecile as "wise words".

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  16. \\ Dervish Sanders said...

    \\ That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them around as I clucked and cawed wildly and frantically.

    Yeah.

    That was informative...

    But not very surprising. As I long ago as discovered cretin being puppet/parrot. ;-P

    But.

    Contunue-continue, cretin. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0

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  17. Qtard: That was informative... But not very surprising.

    That was a fake (and moronic) comment authored by Mystere. He will like it very much that it fooled you. Mystere is crushing on you bigly.

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    1. Poor Dervish! He used one of his multiple accounts to deliver a smart aleck retort, and got laughed at instead.πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

      "That's because my nose suddenly turned into a beak, and my hair turned into feathers. My arms turned into wings and I started flapping them around as I clucked and cawed wildly and frantically."πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€πŸ¦€

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  18. Mystere: He used one of his multiple accounts...

    You used your fake "Dervish Sanders" account to post moronity and pretend I wrote it.

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  19. Dervish Sanders February 5, 2024 at 5:05 AM
    "Mystere: He used one of his multiple accounts...

    You used your fake "Dervish Sanders" account to post moronity and pretend I wrote it."

    Says the mental midget king of moronity and baseless accusations. Angry much, Cretin Dervish?

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    1. Continue-continue, cretin Mystere. :-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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