"Our grand strategy to lull the West into a false sense of security with a diversion that killed most of our elite paratroopers, much of our armor, nearly 25,000 of our troops and sank our Black Sea naval command is working! Watch now as we declare the Russian-speaking Donbas region residents who were never in danger from Ukrainian partisans to begin with have finally achieved what Stalin could not - the utter annihilation of Nazism!$
Slavs. Even Pollock jokes from the 1970s are still funny (didja hear about the Pollock that locked his keys in his car? It took him a week to get his family out...)
No one returns to the carnie's rigged bottle toss game twice. Russia loses its European nat gas customers and then... what?
Also in Russia:
ReplyDelete"Our grand strategy to lull the West into a false sense of security with a diversion that killed most of our elite paratroopers, much of our armor, nearly 25,000 of our troops and sank our Black Sea naval command is working! Watch now as we declare the Russian-speaking Donbas region residents who were never in danger from Ukrainian partisans to begin with have finally achieved what Stalin could not - the utter annihilation of Nazism!$
The only thing Russia has done is discredit the Stanford-Binet IQ test by scoring any Russian over 38 points.
ReplyDeleteLike I said before beamish, the only people who score lower on IQ tests than Russians are Ukrainians (-2 pts.).
ReplyDeleteSlavs. Even Pollock jokes from the 1970s are still funny (didja hear about the Pollock that locked his keys in his car? It took him a week to get his family out...)
ReplyDeleteNo one returns to the carnie's rigged bottle toss game twice. Russia loses its European nat gas customers and then... what?
Real right-wing extremists get elected in Europe and just go take Russian nat gas fields ;)
ReplyDeleteif Europeans ever learn how to colonize and exploit inferior people, that is ;)
ReplyDeleteEurope does need some liebensraum...
ReplyDeleteBut given its' crashing population perhaps a little less Lebensraum.
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